24-05-14 20:30
megatari49
zwabiksoki
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Guerra De Las Vajillas, La
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Synopsis
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Karapalo emperor, leader of the imperialistic forces, and his vaguely cleaned up lieutenant Darth Water, the cavalier with the most stinky breath of the galaxy, are the responsibles of the most tyrannic government of the Universe. Only few planets and hundreds of men stay rebels to the oppression of the empire. You, Martín Luke Skywalker, are one of them. You live in the Tutuflex planet, a desertic place located thousands of years light from our Solar System. Centuries ago, their inhabitants lived peacefully without more preoccupations than annually collecting the fruits of the plantations of giant turnips, the only source of wealth of the planet. Tutuflex saw with certain unconcern how the forces of the Empire, long ago a reduced group of mercenaries of the worst kind, became one of the most powerful armies of the universe subduing an always rising number of planets, everything seemed so distant? Until a sad day, the forces of the empire arrived, and before the pacific inhabitants of Tutuflex had time to react, they erased by laser all sign of life of the surface of the planet. Now you are a man without land, without family, without future? in your heart there's only place for resentment and revenge. Of course, it's actually a parody of Star Wars ("La Guerra de las Galaxias", not "Vajillas", in Spanish) |